So, I'm not one of those feminists. You know, the ones who cheer on the breastfeeding-in-public mothers... yeah - not me. I personally have NO desire to see your tits on display. I don't care if your baby is hungry. You do not need to flop yourself out in the open. Please, do it somewhere else! Lots of places these days have a breast-feeding room. Although, while I'm not opposed to these rooms, I have NO clue why you can't just pump your breasts at home and then bring bottles with you OR do it in the privacy of the restroom in a stall. I don't want you smiling your "isn't this the best thing you've ever seen?" smile at me while I'm washing my hands with second rate liquid soap. NO, it isn't! I'm also sick of seeing the arguments stating that restrooms are filthy and germy. If you can strip your baby naked on some plastic, drop down changer from the 90's with a koala on it, I have no idea why you can't breastfeed in there, too.
I don't care about your organic-feminist viewpoints on why breastfeeding is natural, healthy, should be un-sexualized, etc. What I care about is not having to see your boobs flapping in the breeze while I'm trying to do normal things. Like shop. Eat. Air up my tires. You feel me? The fact that you support public breast-feeding does NOT make you a Super-Feminist. It makes you a crunchy, granola mom. You are more like a backwards, 1950's genre SAHM who got a little bit of feminism up her hoo-ha and decided to show the world. Basically, you're an attention whore. Oh, and puh-leez stop getting so damn bitchy about people feeling uncomfortable about seeing your tits. You've had a baby. Those suckers have swollen and dropped like water balloons with their fat, blue veins. YUCK. People are uncomfortable because it's disgusting.
I'm also oh-so-sick of the argument that it's "natural." Yes, it's totally natural. Every animal on the planet let's their child breast feed. BUT - most of them prefer to have some privacy while they do it. I have never once seen an animal breast feed right out in the open. Granted, most of the time it's because they're hiding their babies from prey - but then again - there's always gonna be that one perv in the place you're breastfeeding who is oogling you. So, maybe you should take some tips from the animal kingdom, huh? And also - it's as natural as taking a piss - but you don't see me dropping my pants and doing it right in the aisle of Wal-Mart do you? No. You don't. I have a little more respect and consideration for my fellow human than that. So, please, have some consideration!
I don't care about your organic-feminist viewpoints on why breastfeeding is natural, healthy, should be un-sexualized, etc. What I care about is not having to see your boobs flapping in the breeze while I'm trying to do normal things. Like shop. Eat. Air up my tires. You feel me? The fact that you support public breast-feeding does NOT make you a Super-Feminist. It makes you a crunchy, granola mom. You are more like a backwards, 1950's genre SAHM who got a little bit of feminism up her hoo-ha and decided to show the world. Basically, you're an attention whore. Oh, and puh-leez stop getting so damn bitchy about people feeling uncomfortable about seeing your tits. You've had a baby. Those suckers have swollen and dropped like water balloons with their fat, blue veins. YUCK. People are uncomfortable because it's disgusting.
I'm also oh-so-sick of the argument that it's "natural." Yes, it's totally natural. Every animal on the planet let's their child breast feed. BUT - most of them prefer to have some privacy while they do it. I have never once seen an animal breast feed right out in the open. Granted, most of the time it's because they're hiding their babies from prey - but then again - there's always gonna be that one perv in the place you're breastfeeding who is oogling you. So, maybe you should take some tips from the animal kingdom, huh? And also - it's as natural as taking a piss - but you don't see me dropping my pants and doing it right in the aisle of Wal-Mart do you? No. You don't. I have a little more respect and consideration for my fellow human than that. So, please, have some consideration!
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